"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
only if we run a train.
done.
love makes seman taste better
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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