he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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