Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You smell like stripper and shame
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
