you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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