shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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