I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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