My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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