Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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