ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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