so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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