apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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