So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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