I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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