Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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