i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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