4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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