We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
