halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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