Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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