Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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