i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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