At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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