Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We are all done wearing pants today
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
