You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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