please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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