So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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