Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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