she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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