we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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