Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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