I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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