no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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