Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You smell like stripper and shame
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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