I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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