brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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