Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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