we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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