Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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