I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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