Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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