It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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