Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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