Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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