Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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