doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
There r osticjed everywhere
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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