I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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