I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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