When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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