Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Randomize
