I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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