You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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